Episode 2
Mary: Lolzz….hope it didn’t lead to trouble sha
Me: Almost..so, i don’t want to be in that same mess today
as i don’t know uhmmm…uhmmmm….before someone will park me now and nobody to
rescue me
Mary: lolzzz….you are not serious…thank God we are just the
only one in the car and u know where u met me from
Me: that swat has been keeping me going to continue this
conversation or else, i wouldn’t even say anything till we depart
Mary: but truth is, you men are the same thing once you see
something in skirt or trouser, u wont even bother to ask for the owner before
taking it……..
Me: thank God u said Men….well am not a men sha
Mary: Then wat are you
Me: Am snakie…………………….
Mary: Are you not a man……?
Me: Not yet…am a guy (snakie) and not Man…datz why am
different from every other person…..
Mary: datz a lie jhoor………
Me: but sincerely..all of us are thieves but its only who is
caught that is the real thief
Mary: thank God u admit that…….that is wat some guys will
never admit to
Me: datz why i said am different from other guys….i will
never lie to any lady because i want to get in between her legs……like if as am
meeting u for the first time now, if am asking u out, its probably impossible
for me not to have who am dating….so, why should i lie? But some ladies are
idiot..a guy will approach you and tell you he doesn’t have a girlfriend and you
will just admit
Mary: not all girls though….
Me: so, you are claiming you are also different
Mary: yes now…..
Me: ohk ooo….My philosophy is that, if am meeting a lady
like you for the first time, i don’t expect u to tell me you don’t have who u
are dating……….it may either be you are not serious wit the guy or u just broke
up but to tell me u don’t have anyone is a no no for me at all
Mary: why will a grown up lady like me wont have who am
dating…..
Me: yes now….its some ladies but do u know life is like a
competition
Mary: How?
Me: the same way you are competing with thousands of people
to get a job u av been applying for is the same way i will be competing with
which ever guy you have that you are dating…its the person that you ended up
with that is the winner…just like the person that finally got the job will be
the winner in the job recruitment process…..
Mary: thats true sha…….
Me: more reason why i wouldn’t mind competing with the guy
in your life
Mary: what do u mean?
Me: what i mean is that a beauty like u its worth fighting
for…you are wat every guy should be competing for…….
Mary: abeg, don’t compete for me oooooo…….Go and compete for
your wife abeg
Me: wife ke? I don’t think i ever mention it that am married
but i wont deny the fact that i have a fiancée
Mary: then you are ready to loose the trust your fiancée
have i you?
Me: I don’t think am losing any trust as we never know what
might happen in life
Mary: uhmmmmm…..
Me: thats the truth…we are all just trying, like i said,
life its all about competition.
Mary: abeg, lets talk about another thing jare…..this
traffic is killing wallahi
Me: Am even tired…we have spent close to 45mins on the same
spot and we are not sure yet when we will be out….
Mary: I guess the traffic is from Egbeda…
Me: It dare not be from Egbeda……we are just at Isheri now…..
Mary: yes…….
]Me: Thats serious…well i don’t really know, its been a
while i pass through this route.i hope u don’t have anywhere urgent you are
going to
Mary: where does a jobless lady like me have to go….am only
going home ooo….i should even be asking u sef, aint you going to work today?
Me: am not going..i took a day off..i thought processing of
my transcript will take whole of the day not knowing that it wont even take up
to an hour.
Mary: ohk…that means u came for your transcript
Me: Yes……..have u collected urs?
Mary: No..i don’t think i need it now since i know u only
need it for your masters or if your employers in some cases requested for it.
Me: that’s true sha………maybe i can divert a bit when we get
to car wash to while away time pending when the road will be free then i can
later drop you where it will be convenient for you or even at home……
Mary: no oooo…dont let me bother you jare
Me: Its my call dear…dont worry…please………
Mary: Ohk…No P
]I entered through Taiwo Yemi street, found my way to
Orelope before getting to my destination at Prince Abiodun Adebambo. Parked in
front of a storey building, opened the door of the car for her and made my way
through the entrance gate.
My house is a two bedroom flat downstairs at the back…she
followed me from behind as i opened the door to my flat…….
Me: Welcome to my little bunk………….
Mary: Thank You but this is more than a bunk
Me: It is a bunk based on my own aspiration in life…
Mary: uhmmmmm…..i love that statement
Me: what can i offer you……………
Mary: Anything will do Sir…………….
Me: anytyn means notyn cos am sure both of us have not taken
anytyn since morning…so the best thing will be a tangible food
Mary: Ahhh…i don’t eat much like that ooo
Me: uhmmm…no wonder
Mary: No wonder what?
Me: No wonder you have this very beautiful
physique..everything so perfect
Mary: have heard you…ur mouth is too sweet jhoor
Me:Not really jhoor…hope u wont mind chips, atleast that
wouldn’t be too heavy for you
Mary: No P…
Me: but you can still manage this drink (malt) while i
prepare the chips
Mary: Ohk…
I dashed down to the kitchen with the raw chips from the
fridge..set the frying pan and started work immediately…barely 10mins in the
kitchen i heard a voice
Mary: your phone has been ringing since…….
Me: ohhh…thank you
“Me on Phone while using the other hand to continue frying
the chips”
Me: hello baby….hw are you
Baby: am good dear….hw has your day been? How far with where
you went to?
]“Mary collected spoon from me with the manner that i should
concentrate on my call while she help me with the cooking pending when am
through with the call”
I stepped back a bit, stood at the entrance of the kitchen
while i continue with my call.
Me: fine baby..it wasn’t even that stressful at
all…(explained my movement)..am at home now sha..preparing what to eat and
relaxing…how about you? How is work going?
Baby: fine dear….i just say i should check on u..we will
talk later baby
Me: Ohk dear…i love you so much baby
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